Project Status Tee — "Don't Ask... But It Does Run" Engineering Humor T-Shirt

Original design

Project Status Tee — "Don't Ask... But It Does Run" Engineering Humor T-Shirt

$28.00

Materials & fit
  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft feel
  • Side seams and ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention and a neat neckline
  • Shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
  • DTF/DTG printed designs giving crisp sleeve and label details with vibrant color options
  • REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas sourcing; Fair Labor Association & WRAP credentials)
Size guide

Available size options: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Measurements below are for the shirt laid flat, in inches.

Garment measurements
SizeChest widthBody length
XS16.527
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034

Lay a shirt you like flat. Measure across the chest, then from the high point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. Compare those measurements with the chart, rather than measuring around your body.

Manufacturer measurements are a guide and may vary slightly. View the manufacturer’s size specifications.

Need help choosing? Ask us before ordering.

Care instructions
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean
Production & shipping

Production and shipping are separate: production takes place before dispatch, and shipping time begins once your order has been dispatched. Shipping options and charges are shown at checkout. For production times and a delivery estimate for your destination, contact us before ordering.

A soft, breathable tee made for hands-on makers and late-night problem solvers. The crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette tidy, while the lightweight Airlume cotton makes it easy to wear under a jacket or across a workbench. Front chest text offers a deadpan, wry note; the back shows a distressed, checklist-style graphic that reads like the status report of a stubborn project — a little chaotic, strangely proud. Wear it to workshops, garage nights, build marathons, or when you need a shirt that nods to the messy, creative side of making things work.